I think guys make their girlfriends/wives watch porn with them kuz they feel guilty... or that they're trying to hint that they want some anal action. I'd say the best way to fix both would be to pull out a giant black strap-on when the porn comes up... though that could backfire, he might like it and then you'd have a whole new mess of problems.
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These are both hilarious....but the second one made me laugh out loud.
Thanks for sharing!
Heh. I wrote the first one. Seriously.
*ok i didn't* *but i could have* hehehe